Memes Commissioned by Douglas Haddow [link]
I can't believe that 'triflin ass gold digging skank' on the cover of the Vampire Weekend is suing the band for $2 million dollars (US). [link]. Her broke ass 'real name' is "Kirsten Kennis", and it seems like her modeling career never 'took off' so now she is trying to get a 2nd wind for her career, or at least get some 'bank' to buy a summer home or something.
She's probably gonna sell current pix of herself to some indie magazine/website, and her old ass face will pose for a feature where she does an 'updated' pic of the old pose, providing blogs with a solid 'meme of the day.'
Do u think she reads blogs, and was 'waiting for the right moment to strike'?
Do u think she would still sue them if they were some forgettable blog band?
Do u think her lawsuit will claim that bros bought the album because they wanted to jerk off to cougar wave MILF hipster porn?
Do u think Vampire Weekend should think about 'taking her broke ass' off their #1 hit selling album cover, and replacing them with either a 'better' image, or possibly an image that guarantees that they won't have to pay any1 that much money.
Maybe they should use a retro Vampire movie meme, but I think 'Twilight' might be a more 'current' decision.
Is Buffy the Vampire Slayer 'mad alt'?
Maybe just put a mad tuggable 'bombshell' on there.
Possibly her sweet ass rack.
Feel like maybe they could go with the Lost in Translation image, since Sofia Coppola won't sue them and lose her 'indie cred.' She likes to marry bros in bands, so there is still an 'outside chance' that she will divorce the lead singer of Phoenix and marry Ezra Koenig
Think Contra used to be a video game. I don't think video game characters have legal rights
This bro seems like a terrorist wave contra bro who probably doesn't even know what indie music is. I think that's Osama Bin Laden's dad. (Just sorta assume that all enemies are related [via Barrack Hussein Bin Obama Ladin tea party terrorist theory]
Since Vampire Weekend uses Futura font, the same font utilized in Wes Anderson's quirky wave movies, maybe they can 'collab' on some album art work. Riding the Tenenbaum wave might be a good choice. Maybe in 30 years, Wes Anderson can use a Vampire Weekend song in 1 of his films, after their music becomes 'iconic'/defines a meaningful retro aesthetic.
Really feel like the universal Stock Photo girl represents an 'every-woman' that appeals, some1 that every bro would want to 'take home to mom' but also 'bang hard.'Women find her smile to be 'welcoming' and not just someone 'who thinks she's hot stuff', which is how most women regard other women who are prettier than they are. This option has the opportunity to 'sell the most units.'
Memes Commissioned by Douglas Haddow [link]
What 'album cover' strategy would yall use?
Do u feel 'closer to Vampire Weekbros' now that they are in trouble, or is this 'what they deserve'?
Does that 'mean old hag' deserve $2 million?
Is Futura 'the new Helvetica'?
Will Kirsten Kennis 'burn in hell'?
Will the Vampire Weekend bros have to rent out their condos in Manhattan/Brooklyn for 2 years to pay for this financial hit?
Would Kristen Kennis be happy just knowing that she is 'blog famous'?
Is the stock photo girl 'the hottest piece of ass' in the entire world?
What should Vampire Weekend do about their album cover?
Is this a good opportunity to 'reissue some units with a new album cover' to generate some more sales [via vintage collector's item]?
